You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Its about making memories worth repressing
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
