We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i just google imaged poop.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
