did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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