I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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