The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am one with the molecules
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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