Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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