Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
