Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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