I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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