Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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