Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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