was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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