North Korea, Best Korea!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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