i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.