I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.