We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All the doctor said was why
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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