In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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