speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.