is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
