what if I'm pregnant?
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Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We got so high we made milksteak
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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