worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Too much gin, very little bucket
you win again, gameday.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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