everyone is single if you try hard enough
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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