At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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