i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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