you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize