That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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