One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You don't make any sense
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