On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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