I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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