the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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