If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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