I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
