I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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