Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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