I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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