It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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