come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
