writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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