Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
True college students do jello shots in the library
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