I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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