I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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