Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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