I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Come on in and take your pants off
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