I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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