Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
someone owes me an orgasm
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize