Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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