it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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