lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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