mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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