he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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