he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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