I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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