come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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