One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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