My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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