Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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