70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
