yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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