there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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